30 August 2016

NFL PICKS! Preseason Week Four

Well, I goofed last week. This is the make-the-roster week, where the fourth-stringers get to show their stuff. Instead of repeating the theme of highlighting one player per team, I will present this weeks' picks similar to how I will predict regular season games. In addition, the week four picks will include one expectation for each team.

(Home team denoted in bold.)

Wednesday, August 31

Tampa Bay (2-1) 21, Washington (2-1) 19
You should see a middle-of-the-pack performance from the Bucs; Jameis Winston and crew may even challenge for a wild-card spot. Tampa's key will be if Dirk Koetter can improve the team in his first year as an NFL head coach. The Redskins will be in the wide-open hunt to defend their NFC East title as long as Kirk Cousins continues to play like he has something to prove.

You like THAT pick, Number Eight? (Nick Wass/Associated Press)
Thursday, September 1

New England (3-0) 24, Giants (1-2) 16
Brady or no Brady, the Pats should cruise into the playoffs with their eighth-straight AFC East crown (14th in the Belichick Era). The Giants, finally rid of Tom Coughlin, could surprise and fight in the NFC East, but another six-win season may be a bit more reasonable of an expectation for Big Blue.

Jimmy Garoppolo, if he can perform well in the first quarter of the season, may get a multi-millions deal elsewhere in 2017. (Derick E. Hingle/USA TODAY Sports)

Atlanta (2-1) 20, Jacksonville (1-2) 17
A mostly-quiet offseason may do the Falcons well. Under second-year head coach Dan Quinn, all Atlanta needs is to match last season's two-game improvement to record double-digit wins and possibly reach the postseason for the first time since 2012. Meanwhile, the unfortunate Jaguars will likely finish with their sixth-straight losing season. That said, six wins would be enough for their best record since 2010.

Receiver will be the brightest spot in a decent (by recent standards) Jacksonville season, with Allen Robinson primed for a second-straight Pro Bowl season. (Christopher Hanewinckel/USA TODAY Sports)
Philadelphia (3-0) 21, Jets (1-2) 14
The Eagles can't put the Chip Kelly experiment in distant memory quickly enough; with a healthy core and player-friendly head coach in Doug Pederson Philadelphia should be right in the thick of things in the NFC East. The Jets should match last season's 10-6 mark, and will reach the playoffs for the first time since 2010.

The X-factor for New York: Will Ryan's FitzMagic continue now that he has received a big, fat extension paycheck? (Brad Penner/USA TODAY Sports)
Tennessee (2-1) 21, Miami (2-1) 17
A quick start may be the key for the Titans; confidence could get a major boost if Tennessee can carry a 3-0 record into a Week Four contest at Houston. Inversely, the Titans' confidence could get ruined with a 1-2 or 0-3 start. Miami might see another last-place finish in the AFC East; this team's improvement may not be evident until next year.

Jason McCourty and the Titans' secondary could make the difference for last year's worst team. (Cary Edmondson/USA TODAY Sports)
Carolina (1-2) 21, Pittsburgh (1-2) 17
Denver exposed the Panthers in a big way seven months ago. Carolina is unquestionably still one of the three best teams in the NFC, so it may be January before we see if Cam and Co. have responded adequately to their Super Bowl meltdown. It will be much of the same in Pittsburgh, where a playoff appearance would be good for Mike Tomlin's career-best third straight postseason (seventh total in the now 10-year tenure for the head coach).

A fourth-straight 3500-yard season would make Ben Roethlisberger one of the NFL's 10 all-time leading passers. (Joe Robbins/Getty)
Buffalo (1-2) 23, Detroit (1-2) 16
Rex Ryan's squads always find a way to surprise. This year Buffalo will either jump over the Jets and get a wild card spot, or finish a disappointing 5-11. Should the former occur, Ryan will be seen as a Western New York hero no matter what happens to the Bills in subsequent years. With Calvin Johnson retired, Matthew Stafford won't have anyone to throw to. In other words, expect another disappointing Lions season.

Golden Tate is an exceptional wide receiver, but he's no Megatron. (Tony Gutierrez/Associated Press)
Cincinnati (1-2) 23, Indianapolis (1-2) 20
The Bengals are the team to beat in the AFC North (although Pittsburgh will give them a run for their money), but the team to beat up on come playoff time. Andy Dalton and Marv Lewis will need to find a way to get over that hump this year or the Brown family may finally decide to move on. Should they find a way to get over the hump, however, how awesome would a Pittsburgh-Cincy AFC Championship be? For Indianapolis, Andrew Luck needs to prove he can come back from an awful year to ensure continued Colts success. If he can do this, the Colts will challenge Houston for the AFC South title.

Andrew Luck was once the Elway or Manning of this generation, and one bad season does not a career make. (Andy Lyons/Getty)
Cleveland (0-3) 17, Chicago (0-3) 16
The Cleveland Browns and Robert Griffin III are a match made in hell, so you can go ahead and write them off as one of the league's worst this year. Chicago could be a hit or miss. If it's a miss, don't expect the Bears to hold on to John Fox or for Fox to ever have an NFL head coaching gig again.

Say Browns fans, "At least Josh Gordon's back." (Joshua Gunter/The Cleveland Plain Dealer)
Green Bay (3-0) 17, Kansas City (1-2) 14
I've bought into all the hooplah surrounding the Packers, as usual. Aaron Rodgers will get his squad to their eighth-straight postseason (extending a franchise record for playoff appearances) and likely to the quarterback's third conference championship game (if you're keeping track of records, Favre got the Pack there four times). Andy Reid will have his team ready to play in a tough AFC West division, but the playoffs will be a difficult achievement for the Chiefs this year.

Speaking of receivers making a comeback, Rodgers will have three-time Packer receiving leader Jordy Nelson back in his arsenal. (Todd Rosenberg/NFL)
Baltimore (3-0) 24, New Orleans (0-3) 14
The Ravens are a dark horse in the AFC North and wild card races. John Harbaugh will need to prove his worth as a coach to get Baltimore turned around from a 5-11 2015; considering the talent elsewhere in the North, even making it back to .500 would be a successful campaign. Meanwhile, the Saints are at the end of a storied era. Maybe Bountygate is to blame, but the bottom line is New Orleans could feasibly finish at the bottom of the NFC South for the first time since 2008.

Sean Payton is fresh off a five-year contract extension, but needs to right the ship to keep the ownership's trust in New Orleans. (Wesley Hitt/Getty)
Minnesota (3-0) 19, Los Angeles (2-1) 16
The defending NFC North champions, Minnesota will have to answer Green Bay blow-for-blow to have any chance of repeating atop the division. More likely for the Vikings is a wild card spot. The Rams might be the most intriguing team in the NFL this year. The move to L.A. is obviously a predominant storyline, but I'm more intrigued to see if Jeff Fisher has anything left in his coaching tank. I project a third-place finish in the NFC West, but the Rams may surprise.

One of the more overlooked young quarterbacks in the league, Teddy Bridgewater led his team to the playoffs for the first time in his career last year. (Brad Rempel/USA TODAY Sports)
Houston (3-0) 24, Dallas (1-2) 21
The Texans, until the Colts or Titans can prove otherwise, are the toast of the AFC South. A third straight 9-7 record may be enough to win again, but Houston would like to get back to double digit wins for the first time since 2012. The Cowboys are once again up in the air with another Tony Romo injury, but Dak Prescott has shown signs that he can fill in admirably. Unlike in the preseason, however, Prescott will be playing against first-team defenses once September 11 comes around. Best case scenario, the Mississippi State product shines and has the illustrious Cowboys career meant for Romo; worst case, Tony comes back midseason inheriting a 1-7 team.

JJ Watt is already a Hall of Fame contender after only half a decade and shows no signs of slowing down. (Scott Halleran/Getty)
Denver (2-1) 26, Arizona (0-3) 13
In order for the Broncos to defend as champions, new starting quarterback Trevor Siemian won't have to be flashy. He will have to be virtually mistake-free and allow the defense to do the rest. Any individual success he has will be an added bonus for Denver. I don't actually predict this, but there is a vague chance the Broncos could fail to live up to expectations, finish third in the West, and miss the playoffs entirely. For the Cardinals, anything short of a Super Bowl berth will be considered a disappointment.

Patrick Peterson anchors one of the best secondaries in football. (Ross D. Franklin/Associated Press)
San Diego (1-2) 19, San Francisco (1-2) 17
It will be a tough year for the "San" teams. The Chargers just got their top draft pick on the practice field; they desperately need Joey Bosa to help out a defense that not even a career-high passing year from Philip Rivers could save in 2015. As for the Niners, their main headliner right now is a controversial backup quarterback whose contract they never should have extended three years ago. In fact, I would not be surprised if these two teams finish with two of the worst records in the league.

In case anyone forgot, Blaine Gabbert is the 49ers' starting quarterback. (Ezra Shaw/Getty)
Seattle (2-1) 19, Oakland (1-2) 17
The Seahawks will have a solid season as usual. They probably won't beat Arizona in the NFC West standings, but should easily earn back-to-back wild card berths for the second time in franchise history (1983-84). The NFC is so incredibly top-heavy another Super Bowl run may be a relative longshot for Seattle but if anyone can pull off a miracle postseason of sorts, it's the team that has represented the National conference in the Super Bowl two of the last three years. Oakland is my dark horse contender in the AFC West. Jack Del Rio has a great squad of up-and-comers that improved four games in 2015. Another four game improvement this season puts the Raiders at 11-5 - it would be Oakland's first winning season since 2002 - and in the thick of the AFC wild card race.

Khalil Mack is the face of a new generation of Raiders - a generation who could return the Silver and Black to prominence for the coming decade. (Kyle Terada/USA TODAY Sports)

28 August 2016

College Football Top 25: Preseason All-128

My first-in-the-nation FBS Top 25 will return next week; for now enjoy my ranking of every team in the Football Bowl Subdivision heading into the 2016 season.

Urban Meyer's Buckeyes try to get back into the playoffs after just missing in 2015. (Rich Barnes/US Presswire)
The Top 25
1. Alabama (Last year: national champs)
2. Clemson (Last year: national runner-up)
3. Oklahoma (Last year: reached CFP semifinal)
4. Florida State (Last year: lost Peach Bowl)
5. Louisiana State (CUBS 2016 National Championship pick)
6. Ohio State (Last year: won Fiesta Bowl)
7. Michigan (Last year: won Citrus Bowl)
8. Stanford (Last year: won Rose Bowl)
9. Tennessee (Last year: won Outback Bowl)
10. Notre Dame (Last year: lost Fiesta Bowl)
11. Michigan State (Last year: reached CFP semifinal)
12. Mississippi (Last year: won Sugar Bowl)
13. Texas Christian (Last year: won Alamo Bowl)
14. Washington (Last year: finished 7-6)
15. Georgia (Last year: won Gator Bowl)
16. Southern Cal (Last year: Pac-12 runner-up)
17. Houston (Last year: won Peach Bowl)
18. UCLA (Last year: finished 8-5)
19. Iowa (Last year: Big Ten runner-up)
20. Baylor (Last year: finished 10-3)
21. Oklahoma State (Last year: lost Sugar Bowl)
22. Louisville (Last year: won Music City Bowl)
23. Oregon (Last year: lost Alamo Bowl)
24. North Carolina (Last year: ACC runner-up)
25. Florida (Last year: lost Citrus Bowl)

Sophomore Brett Rypien looks to improve on Boise State's 9-4 record from last year (Austin Humphreys/USA TODAY Sports)
On The Radar
26. Miami (FL) (Last year: lost Sun Bowl)
27. Wisconsin (Last year: won Holiday Bowl)
28. Texas A&M (Last year: lost Music City Bowl)
29. Utah (Last year: won Las Vegas Bowl)
30. Boise State (Last year: won Poinsettia Bowl)
31. Arkansas (Last year: won Liberty Bowl)
32. Washington State (Last year: won Sun Bowl)
33. Texas (Last year: finished 5-7)
34. San Diego State (Last year: Mountain West champions)
35. Auburn (Last year: won Birmingham Bowl)
36. Nebraska (Last year: finished 6-7)
37. Mississippi State (Last year: finished 9-4)
38. Pittsburgh (Last year: lost Military Bowl)
39. Northwestern (Last year: lost Outback Bowl)
40. Penn State (Last year: lost Gator Bowl)
41. Western Kentucky (Last year: Conference USA champions)
42. Brigham Young (Last year: lost Las Vegas Bowl)
43. Navy (Last year: won Military Bowl)
44. South Florida (Last year: lost Miami Beach Bowl)
45. West Virginia (Last year: won Cactus Bowl)
46. Virginia Tech (Last year: won Independence Bowl)
47. Duke (Last year: won Pinstripe Bowl)
48. Arizona (Last year: won New Mexico Bowl)
49. Arizona State (Last year: lost Cactus Bowl)
50. Texas Tech (Last year: lost Texas Bowl)

Paul Johnson's Georgia Tech squad is hoping to rebound from a disappointing 2015. (Michael Shroyer/Getty)
Middle of the Pack
51. Minnesota (Last year: 6-7)
52. Missouri (Last year: 5-7)
53. Appalachian State (Last year: 11-2)
54. Georgia Tech (Last year: 3-9)
55. Temple (Last year: 10-4)
56. North Carolina State (Last year: 7-6)
57. Marshall (Last year: 10-3)
58. Kansas State (Last year: 6-7)
59. Western Michigan (Last year: 8-5)
60. Georgia Southern (Last year: 9-4)
61. Southern Mississippi (Last year: 9-5)
62. California (Last year: 8-5)
63. Indiana (Last year: 6-7)
64. Toledo (Last year: 10-2)
65. Air Force (Last year: 8-6)
66. Northern Illinois (Last year: 8-6) 
67. Syracuse (Last year: 4-8)
68. Cincinnati (Last year: 7-6)
69. Memphis (Last year: 9-4)
70. Arkansas State (Last year: 9-4)
71. Vanderbilt (Last year: 4-8)
72. Boston College (Last year: 3-9) 
73. Maryland (Last year: 3-9)
74. Kentucky (Last year: 5-7)
75. Bowling Green (Last year: 10-4)

Senior Elliott Fry will be kicking for new Gamecocks head coach Will Muschamp in 2016. (Wade Payne/Associated Press)
Long shots
76. Middle Tennessee
77. Ohio
78. South Carolina
79. Colorado State
80. Virginia
81. Iowa State
82. Connecticut
83. Nevada
84. Illinois
85. East Carolina
86. Central Michigan
87. Colorado
88. Utah State
89. Rutgers
90. Wake Forest
91. Tulsa
92. Louisiana Tech
93. San Jose State
94. Akron
95. Purdue
96. Oregon State
97. New Mexico
98. Louisiana
99. Georgia State
100. Nevada Las Vegas

Senior Brandon Stewart and Kansas haven't won a game since November 8, 2014. (Shane Keyser/Kansas City Star)
Bottom of the Barrel
101. Fresno State
102. Florida Atlantic
103. Texas El Paso
104. Old Dominion
105. Central Florida
106. Buffalo
107. Florida International
108. Troy
109. Idaho
110. Southern Methodist
111. Rice
112. Kent State
113. South Alabama
114. Army
115. Tulane
116. Ball State
117. Wyoming
118. New Mexico State
119. Miami (OH)
120. Texas State
121. Kansas
122. Texas San Antonio
123. Hawaii
124. Louisiana Monroe
125. Charlotte
126. Eastern Michigan
127. North Texas
128. Massachusetts

25 August 2016

NFL PICKS! Preseason Week Three

Last week, the saga of the Damon/Affleck-produced Tom Brady biopic came to a satisfying close (at least, satisfying for Bill Belichick). This week, I take a break from my humorous preseason picks. Week three of the preseason is usually the time for players fighting to make the 53-man roster to shine. As such, I will be highlighting one such player from each featured team for this week's picks.

Thursday, August 25

Atlanta (2-0) at Miami (1-1)
Two linemen take center stage in the week's first game. For Atlanta, Nigerian-English import Efe Obada attempts to secure a spot as an edge rusher. As per this report from chiefs.com, Obada had a troubled childhood which led him to the U.K. After never having played football, he spent a year with the London Warriors before becoming the first player ever to make the jump from overseas to the NFL without having college experience. He has previously spent time on the Dallas and Kansas City practice squads.

Defensive tackle Julius Warmsley is standing out on an already-deep Dolphins defensive line. A great performance Thursday night could earn him at the very least a practice squad position somewhere in the league, at best a 53-man roster spot on a team with little talent at the position.

Efe Obada has come a long way in his short life; could his breakthrough come with the Falcons? (Brad Loper/Fort Worth Star-Telegram)
Dallas (1-1) at Seattle (1-1)

The only fullback on the Cowboys roster is Keith Smith. While this all but guarantees him a roster spot, his story is worth noting. Entering the league as a linebacker, the San Jose State product switched to a position he last played in high school for a better chance of contributing to Dallas after two years of struggling to make the cut on defense.

Like several players before him, George Fant is hoping to make the jump from college basketball to professional football. Unlike the most prominent of that hoops-to-gridiron fraternity, Fant is trying to make the Seahawks as an offensive tackle. The former Western Kentucky basketball star spent a fifth year with the Hilltoppers to play football before Seattle picked him up as an undrafted free agent. So far this preseason the Seahawks have given Fant many opportunities to prove his worth; expect to see that again against the Cowboys.

Fant (74) was originally signed to compete at both tackle and tight end, but is focused on the offensive line now. (Johnny Andrews/The Seattle Times)
Friday, August 26

Buffalo (1-1) at Washington (1-1)
Remember back in 2014 when Northwestern football tried to get a players' union? Today Kain Colter, the Wildcat quarterback who was one of the main plaintiffs and players' association co-founders in the case, is a backup wide receiver for the Bills. He was signed on the same day the Bills acquired Reggie Bush, and has previously seen practices with the Vikings and Rams. Colter has yet to make a regular season appearance in the NFL.

Quarterback Nate Sudfeld is trying to make his way with the Redskins. The rookie from Indiana has struggled making in-game decisions so far in the preseason, but will have plenty of game time Friday night to show improvement. Sudfeld's brother Zach is also trying to secure a roster spot as a Jets tight end. Last week, the two were on opposite sidelines in a Jets-Washington preseason contest in which Zach caught a touchdown pass. Nate tried to take it in stride.

Former union proponent Kain Colter as a Viking in 2014. He'll be playing for the Bills this weekend. (Brace Hemmelgarn/USA TODAY Sports)
Cleveland (0-2) at Tampa Bay (1-1)
A Western Pennsylvania native and one of the best guards last year in NCAA Division II, Cory Tucker will get to play two games a year against his hometown Steelers if he makes the Browns' 53-man roster. However, the rookie has only been in Cleveland for three and a half weeks. Originally signed out of Slippery Rock University by Green Bay, Tucker was waived by the Packers before the Browns picked him up. It is an uphill climb for the lineman, but he will have many chances to prove himself Friday night against Tampa.

On the other side of the ball will be Johnthan Banks, a defensive back who has shown both flashes of brilliance and moments of uncertainty for the Buccaneers. Last year Banks was in and out of the starting lineup, and this offseason he has been practicing and playing with the 3's. The Mississippi state product recorded an interception in Tampa Bay's game last week, leading some to believe the Bucs can trade him if they don't want to keep them for themselves.

Banks, a fourth-year veteran, also fought through injuries in 2015. (Chris O'Meara/Associated Press)
Saturday, August 27

Kansas City (0-2) vs. Chicago (0-2)
I was shocked researching for this week's picks to discover that Knile Davis, a mildly-successful fourth-year utility back and kick returner for the Chiefs, is apparently at risk of not making the team this year. Davis, still the primary kick return man for Kansas City, is at danger of getting cut or traded simply because the talent at running back has surpassed him. Two other backs separate the Arkansas product from All-Pro Jamaal Charles on the depth chart, which means Davis will need a strong preseason showing to remain with the Chiefs.

The antithesis to the possibly-waning Davis could be Bears rookie tight end Ben Braunecker. The Harvard grad has been sidelined for most of training camp with an ankle injury, but returned to practice last week. As an undrafted rookie, Braunecker might be making his NFL debut Saturday night; a big night would be critical to his future. Although by this point, his best bet for 2016 might be as a practice squad player, Braunecker can use that platform to jump into action on a 53-man roster later in the season or in 2017.

Knile Davis may be wearing another team's uniform by opening week. (Peter Aiken/Getty)
Detroit (1-1) at Baltimore (2-0)
Dominique Tovell has had quite a journey in 2016. The undrafted rookie linebacker out of Louisiana-Lafayette was originally signed by the nearby New Orleans Saints in April; in July Tovell was released by the Saints and signed with the Lions. After a week or two in Detroit, he made his way to Atlanta; a week later the Falcons released him. A week and a half ago the Lions reclaimed the defender. With any luck, Tovell will get a chance to play Saturday night; if nothing else, the barely-experienced journeyman will have further audition tape for the next team that he goes to.

In the Ravens locker room, aspiring Baltimore defensive backs have been coping with the loss of former teammate Tray Walker, who lost his life this spring. One of the secondary members fighting to remain on the team, safety Anthony Levine, was able to honor his friend's memory in a big way after returning an interception for the game-winning touchdown against Indianapolis last week. A fifth-year Ravens vet, Levine has played in every game for Baltimore over the last three seasons. However, he only recorded seven tackles through all of 2015 and is near the bottom of the depth chart heading into the last weeks of preseason. Saturday will be crucial for Levine.

The former UDFA out of Tennessee State is in the second year of a $2.4 million contract (Wesley Hitt/Getty)
Giants (0-2) at Jets (1-1)
Just last week the Giants, struggling with defensive back health, signed a defensive back named Joe Powell. Powell played Division III football collegiately before a stint in a semi-pro arena league. This spring and summer he was a member of the AFL's Cleveland Gladiators, right through when the Giants signed him last Wednesday. Powell should get plenty of chances to pad his resume Saturday and could end up on an NFL practice team. At only 22 years old, the Globe Tech alum has plenty of time to work his way through the NFL ranks.

Christian Hackenberg is in an interesting position. The Jets' second-round pick has been tabbed as "quarterback of the future" material, but he is the fourth-string signal caller in a league whose team keeps, at most, three QBs on the roster. The three guys ahead of him? Renaissance man Ryan Fitzpatrick, the entrenched starter; former NFL starter Geno Smith, who I mentioned last week may be the best backup in the league; and up-and-coming Bryce Petty, whom the Jets are also very high on. Hackenberg's best bet to make the Jets' active roster is for ownership to somehow fall completely out of favor with Geno over the next two weeks, which would cost the team a decent amount of money. For now, consider the Penn State alum's week three appearance an audition for the practice squad.

Joe Powell recorded five interceptions in eight games with the Gladiators (clevelandgladiators.com)
Tennessee (1-1) at Oakland (1-1)
An undrafted rookie out of Tennessee, the Titans' Alex Ellis caught a touchdown in the fourth quarter against Carolina last week. His story is all the more improbable because Ellis has Type 1 diabetes. Ellis has a decent chance of making the Titans' 53-man; with established NFL starters Delanie Walker and Anthony Fasano on the roster, the Maryland native is fighting with Phillip Supernaw - himself a third-year vet whom the Titans really like - and Jerome Cunningham for a backup tight end spot. The rookie may only have to beat out one - likely Cunningham - seeing as last year the Titans played four men at the position throughout the season.

One of the men who may cover Ellis on Saturday is Kyrie Wilson. The undrafted rookie linebacker played his collegiate ball with Fresno State, which means he is used to practicing against second-year Raiders starter Derek Carr. Wilson will look to a good game against Tennessee to boost his stock as a bench or practice team player for the Raiders.

Lifelong diabetic Alex Ellis catches a touchdown in Nashville. (Donn Jones/titansonline.com)
Los Angeles (2-0) at Denver (1-1)
This game is full of family ties. One defensive end who should see significant playing time is Ian Seau, nephew of the late Hall of Fame linebacker Junior Seau. The younger Seau has had a quiet (read: not newsworthy) camp, but was featured in a recent episode of Hard Knocks. If the two-time all-MWC product of Nevada does make a big play or two Saturday, there will almost certainly be at least one story about it.

Denver's Kyle Peko is fighting to make a roster spot at the same position in which his brother has quietly excelled for a decade. His brother, of course, is Bengals defensive tackle Domata Peko. Kyle, undrafted out of Oregon State, is one of only a few healthy defensive tackles in Denver right now and looks to be impressing defensive coordinator Wade Phillips. Despite being undersized (only 6-1) Peko's camp has been good so far. A decent week three performance could cement his spot on the final roster for the defending champs.

Peko has drawn praise from coaches, but not many comparisons to his big brother...yet. (Associated Press)
Sunday, August 28

Cincinnati (1-1) at Jacksonville (0-2)
After ditching a comfortable NAIA scholarship to walk on at Big Ten football factory Illinois, Clayton Fejedelem earned a scholarship before the 2015 season. In 2015 the Illini named him their defensive player of the year and the Cincinnati Bengals rewarded him by drafting Fejedelem in the seventh round of this year's draft (Full story here). The rookie recorded six tackles on defense last week and contributed on special teams. He's still an uncertainty to make the final Cincinnati roster, but all indications appear as if the Bengals will have a hard time letting him go.

Another seventh-round selection, Jaguars tackle Kelvin Beachum has been on the rebound from an ACL tear. The former Steeler standout is hoping to make his Jaguars debut on Sunday after missing most of 2015 with the knee injury. Once he is healthy, Beachum will compete with Luke Joeckel for the left tackle position. For now, he will likely play with the third-stringers if he gets any game reps.

Fifth-year pro Kelvin Beachum is hoping to rebound from injury with a new team in 2016. (Charles LeClaire/USA TODAY Sports)

17 August 2016

NFL PICKS! Preseason Week Two

As with last week, I am previewing a selection of NFL preseason games; also as with last week, I'm not actually predicting the games' final scores.

Thursday, August 18

Philadelphia (1-0) at Pittsburgh (0-1)
Pennsylvania sports fans will take this way too seriously for a preseason game, leading in no fewer than half a dozen spectators being forcibly removed from the stadium. Additionally, at least one Pittsburgh Steelers defender will take this way too seriously for a preseason game and end either his own career or that of an opponent prematurely.

James Harrison, primed to play in his last game before being suspended for doping, might be the guy who ends a poor Eagle's career. (Getty)

Minnesota (1-0) at Seattle (1-0)
In the fourth rendition of the Percy Harvin Bowl, the Seahawks' live mascot will leave its perch atop the Twelfth Man™ flag and alight upon the helmet horns of the Vikings' live mascot. This will provide the most-tweeted moment of the NFL preseason, and teach Brazilian track and field fans a thing or two about sportsmanship.

And they thought this was cool. Just wait for Thursday night. (Twitter/@BrianTom)
Friday, August 19

NY Jets (1-0) at Washington (0-1)
Just days after Charley Casserly called him the best backup quarterback in the league, Geno Smith will tear three arm muscles attempting a five-yard screen pass in his second snap of the game. I'm sorry, Geno, but I don't make the rules. Take it up with the football gods. Or Joe Namath, who sold his soul to the devil to win Super Bowl III.

Don't cry, Geno. The New York Jets quarterback position has been cursed for almost 50 years. (Grant Halverson/Getty)
Arizona (0-1) at San Diego (0-1)

In this week's edition of "Where In the World Is Joey Bosa?" the distinguished Ohio State product who is demanding millions of dollars despite having never played an NFL down will be visiting Ben Affleck's apartment to try out for the role of Roger Goodell in the upcoming Tom Brady biopic Deflated. Concurrently, Matt Damon will be in San Diego to cast Patriots' week one opponent Carson Palmer in the role instead. Bill Belichick smiles again, knowing that he will now go 4-0 without his golden boy at the helm.

Said Bosa: "I really just wanted to be able to beat a Michigan guy again." (Samantha Hollingshead/The Ohio State Lantern)
Saturday, August 20

Carolina (0-1) at Tennessee (1-0)
The defending NFC champions will take the field in Nashville against a Titans team that has a lot to prove. More importantly, two lunatics in the nosebleed section will try not to make too much of a scene and also not die of the mid-afternoon humidity in Tennessee.

After these guys are done Saturday evening, Nissan Stadium won't have known what hit it. (Facebook/Clayton T. Hurdle)
Baltimore (1-0) at Indianapolis (1-0)
My bold prediction is that the team that came to Indy from Baltimore will win this game; however, preseason picks aren't about winning and losing. So, let's see here....something about the Colts needing a lot of Luck? Or maybe an Edgar Allan Poe-based joke? Come to think of it, there's not all that much appeal in a Ravens-Colts preseason matchup in 2016.

Said Indiana Fever star Tamika Catchings: "If they can stop their preseason game to watch Michael Phelps, you can stop yours to watch me in the gold medal game!" (Kevin Jairaj/USA Today Sports)

11 August 2016

NFL PICKS! Preseason Week One

Welcome back to football season! In addition to publishing for the second straight year my first-in-the-nation FBS Top 25, I'm bringing back NFL predictions for 2016.

As it is still the preseason (and my prognostication game is rough around the edges), I'll begin the revamped series with only a few picks for this week's games. As the preseason progresses I'll cover more and more games. NOTE: Since preseason results don't matter, I take a more light and comical approach to these predictions.

Thursday, August 11

New Orleans at New England
Expect the Patriots to come out flatter than a 2014 AFC Championship football for two reasons. Tom Brady will spend the first half seeking Supreme Court intervention when Bill Belichick benches him after the first series; meanwhile, the rest of the team will take the first quarter off to watch the end of the Olympic rugby sevens final.

Said Ebner: "Team GB is going to recruit me for their championship match, Coach. No, not the Packers. Great Britain." (AP photo/Elise Amendola)
Friday, August 12

Cleveland at Green Bay
In what will soon become a running gag for the rest of his life, newly minted Hall of Famer Brett Favre will take the first snap of the Packers' first preseason game. The NFL knew of this plan and had become so sick of number four's antics that they intentionally messed up the Hall of Fame Game field so he could not enact this plan on national TV.

In a bizarre twist, the Browns will spend the rest of their preseason desperately trying to sign Favre after RGIII throws five interceptions in three series. (Charles LeClaire/USA Today Sports)
Saturday, August 13

Dallas at Los Angeles
In the first NFL game in L.A. since the mid-nineties, Tony Romo will take the night off to audition for the lead role in the new Affleck/Damon biopic, Deflated. Unfortunately, Romo's past romances with celebrities will not give him enough clout to land the coveted spot as Tom Brady. 

Romo would've won the role had he only shown up in a Red Sox cap. (AP Photo/Brad Penner)
Sunday, August 14

Houston at San Francisco
Damon and Affleck will travel to the Bay Area after auditioning Romo and offer JJ Watt the Brady role on the spot. Watt will accept the honor out of shock, completely missing the contractual detail that the mandatory first night of shooting, scheduled for September 22, will interfere with a Week Three contest in Foxboro. Bill Belichick smiles and begins to figure out how to keep Patrick Peterson from playing on opening night.

Coming to a theater near you in 2019: JJ Watt as Tom Brady. Coming to a Gillette Stadium near you in 2016: The Texans without their best player, and a Patriots win. (Scott Halleran)